i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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