are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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