its not stalking. its research.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I could fuck to npr.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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