are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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