? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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