I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My life is pants optional.
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