All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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