Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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