would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
