i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Ladies don't puke and tell
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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