I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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