We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You did what with his pubic hair?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
please don't ironically join a cult
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