3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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