Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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