Whod you bang
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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