Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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