I hope mine doesn't look like that
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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