Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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