they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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