What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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