Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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