I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
