Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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