I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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