these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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