I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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