Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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