: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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