im six kinds of drunk right now
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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