Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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