i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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