So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This is my gift to your gina
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm too high and old for this...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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