help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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