I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
