my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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