Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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