Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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