she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
PANTIES FOUND
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