My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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