I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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