I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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