Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ugly people sure do ruin things
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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