i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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