i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
love makes seman taste better
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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