Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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