Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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