You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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