Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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