I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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