When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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