: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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