I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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