I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
