the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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