Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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