yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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